1. When Fox sends me review copies of first-run movies, they show up at least a few days after the release – that means no timely scoops for yours truly.
2. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is totally mediocre plot-wise – no surprises, and a lot of clichés. Scientist recklessly experimenting with wonder drug for personal reasons? Check! Greedy big pharma guy who gets his comeuppance? Check! (He also, incidentally, wins the stupid line award: "This is a business, not a petting zoo!" Someone please tell the writers that a petting zoo is a business) Predictable ape revolt/killer virus outbreak? Check and check! Which brings us to ...